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[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 61 points 8 months ago

Hummus is made from chickpeas which are, like beans, a legume. Therefore, Hummus with Pita falls under the "Beans on Toast" family of foods. (So do PBJs by the way)

[-] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Whatever the case here, we can safely conclude that all of the aforementioned are, in fact, salads

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I... I read it all. It's beautiful.

[-] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

I have, actually, read it 2 or 3 times by now. It has truly changed my life. For example, my GP now does not lecture me on my diet choices, because I can, honestly, tell them that I, mostly, eat different salads. I can feel my cholesterol dropping.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

You put six commas in a single sentence. That's a lot of commas.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago

Peanut is a legume but it's most certainly not a kind of bean...

[-] ashok36@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Beans are legumes.

It just depends on if all legumes are beans. I'd say no.

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