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Stab them in morse code.
Umm...I think I've boxed out any capabillity for that, is the logic not airtight (like, check it now, its been updated a few times). You got me worried there's still a hole in my logic π€
Pretty sure all the senses/possible inputs have been mitigated
You said insensitive to touch, but pain is separate from touch and smell.
You could also feed them ghost peppers to communicate, use ambient temperature as a signal, or cut onions in front of their eyes in a specific pattern.
TouchΓ©, salesman
If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as "please kill me, you sadistic assholes" and land pretty close
Touch and pain are two different types of sensory input iirc