PowerGloveSoBad

Jesus, they all look so terrified

Some people will do anything for money

From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:

McCarthy: "There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God."

Ryan: "This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?"

McCarthy: "Alright."

Ryan: "This is how we know we’re a real family here."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html

Person: "Why should that make such a... difference?"

Bear: "Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about... one."

Girl: "And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."

Cat: "WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why."

If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as "please kill me, you sadistic assholes" and land pretty close

Nooooope. Hmm. How about International Clair Patterson day, or ICP day? Surely there are no negative connotations for ICP in the scientific community

Imagine having someone on the ship who is addressed as "the captain" without winning the air guitar contest. The arrogance, my god

"Jamie/Rosemary and 'Lance' got heavy especially during the last several months"

the shade