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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Here me out.

Maybe let's not decide to marry people based on weird scenarios?

For all we know, this cat lady doesn't put the dishes away, rips horrible farts every few minutes, and eats cat food right out of the can.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm already sold man. Why you adding free extras? All I'm hearing is that she doesn't put dishes away because she doesn't need them from eating out of the can. That and I can fix her by introducing her to low-sodium alternatives so her farts aren't able to strip varnish.

[–] jandar_fett@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Wait does low sodium make farts less "farty"?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

This sounds like plot twist #3

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The cat lady is Charlie from Always Sunny?

[–] catsup@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Here me out

Let's there him/her out, FFS

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

You know what, and he loves her all the same.