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Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live” (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 year ago by JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca to c/canada@lemmy.ca
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“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

for anyone just randomly seeing this on lemmy, the beaverton does indeed do satire

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like their twist on Bob Loblaw.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Check out their law blog

[–] iesou@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's Bob Loblaws Law Blog right?

[–] DrCatface@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

bobloblawslawblog.com

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

the sad part is: my first reaction to this was "huh, guess we're really gone that far..."