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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Masturbatin' Mike Johnson just got his first legislative win!

I'm so proud of this man who sends his porn history to his underage son.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope that nickname sticks lol

[–] macattack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's definitely sticky...

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

"My girl got sick so I'm stuck here on Friday night pulling a Johnson"

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Copied a previous comment of mine. There's some ugly context to this:

Former fundie here. Y'all are probably misinterpreting what is going on.

Mike Johnson is a True Believer™ from what I've seen. Doesn't mean he's not a terrible person, but his motives and actions aren't necessarily as simple as repressed urges to view gay porn.

The most likely explanation is that Mike Johnson's son was watching porn and got caught, probably more than once. He probably admitted his guilt early on, but he attempted to hide the activity. So, not only do you have the kid for sexual immorality but you've got him for dishonesty. After hours of lectures at the boy - involving his mother, father, possibly clergy or youth leadership - the poor kid is probably swearing on a stack of bibles that he sees the light and will never do it again. That's not good enough. He can't be trusted as this isn't the first time.

This passage was probably pounded in bone deep:

Matthew 5:

27Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: 28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. 29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. 30And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

So, the boy should rip out his own eyes and cut off the hand he jacks off with. Maybe he should castrate himself. If the behavior continues, he's willfully hellbound. Doesn't he understand?

So, Mike Johnson, wonderful paragon of fatherly leadership, says they will both install this software. That way he can prove what a good person he is and bear the cross of his son's sin. See how great he is? He's helping the boy with his problem. Barf.

So, now the kid's 'sin' is making national news and impacting his father who is a Great Man™.

Christian guilt in a nutshell.

I really feel for the poor bastard. Hopefully he makes it out from under the shadow of his father's insanity. It's truly evil shit.

[–] June@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also grew up a fundie evangelical and am out of it now (and coincidentally ‘out’ now at nearly 40).

This is bang on. Hearing this story didn’t really phase me because it’s a clear misinterpretation of what they do.

They have an accountability software like xwatch or covenant eyes that tracks everything they do online (limited to machines it’s installed on so any adult could just go buy a new device) and reports any shady URLs to their ‘accountability partner’. Mike is playing that role for his son which, in fundie land, is great parental support. And for reasons unknown to me, his son seems to play that role for him, which is decidedly less common as it elevates a son to an equal position with the father. But this shit happens sometimes, especially in a particularly insular family where it would be damaging for the truth of these behaviors to come out. A good example is how the Duggars handled Josh being a sexual predator before it went public.

[–] CommanderM2192@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yep. Grew up in multiple fundamentalist Baptist churches. Every guy I knew who did this either had "slipped up" once, had developed an addiction, or had an intense fear of it.

In my experience, most of them did it because of fear. They were super paranoid that letting their guard down for the briefest moment would cause them to destroy their lives and their families. I was even taught that I would basically be tempted to violate women at all times if they showed their skin; and that it would be their fault of course.

It seems like there's broadly two types of fundamentalist churches. One where it's a hypocritical good old boys club, and the other is a place where everyone lives in constant fear of pissing off God and having their lives destroyed. "Did you hear X has cancer? I wonder they did to deserve that?" levels of fear. Grew up mostly in the latter. Though I think each church is at least a little bit of both.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Darorad@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He gave an interview where he talked about him and his son monitoring each other's porn consumption

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Darorad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh god, I didn't even think about the kid having to go to school with this being in the news.