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Place your bets:
A.) Intra-police-gang conflict.
B.) A hilarious training accident.
C.) They knew too much.
D.) They all saw a bag of fentanyl, inducing psychosomatic asphyxiation.
E.) He's back...
spoiler
PUNISHED DORNER
[timesplitters theme song starts playing bass boosted]
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT!
FUCK EM UP SPACEMAN
I'll take the next elevator
There are ghosts everywhere!...
Something hilarious must have happened here!
A ghost gun??!
I know what you're thinking, and you're right!
There's gotta be some corruption or serious misconduct charges that were being laid against these officers.
Dorner was a warrior, from the land of the burning sun.
I think this is a song reference, to Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, in case anyone cared.
The first line is something like:
When one thinks of an undead gunman seeking vengeance, Roland is first to come to mind.
they got Pontypool'd by the word "fentanyl"