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Stop pretending Halloween is a thing in Europe
(hexbear.net)
Tired of all this pumpkin and plastic skeleton crap everywhere. Thanks, marketing ghouls 
What, are we going to start celebrating the 4th of July next? Might as well with the NATO membership I guess
Whatever. Youre missing out on the only semi decent holiday in existence.
But it's not a holiday over here! There's no real tradition behind it- it's literally just a reason to sell shit with cobwebs and bats on it
It's the egg holiday, it's like a yearly tradition of eggs to go "haha, wouldn't it be so funny and ironic if I dressed as a girl/guy/non gendered thingy majiggy this year guys haha" every year until they crack
Not to be confused with the other egg holiday in the spring, except with literal eggs.
"""real tradition"""
I don't mean that in the marble bust profile pic sense
Even if you didn't, implying any tradition is real in any meaningful sense.
There isn't really here either.