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Stop pretending Halloween is a thing in Europe
(hexbear.net)
Tired of all this pumpkin and plastic skeleton crap everywhere. Thanks, marketing ghouls 
What, are we going to start celebrating the 4th of July next? Might as well with the NATO membership I guess
In amerikkka fireworks are banned on a state by state basis so we just go to whichever neighboring state hasn't banned them and buy all the illegal fireworks we want
If you can buy fireworks whenever, how are there still American kids and teens left with eyes and fingers
Most places don't sell to kids
You gotta find an uncle or other suitable patsy to get them for you
It's actually mostly a county basis I think. They're legal in the US in like 49 states with only like 10 or so even having major restrictions. But in the county I live in, just for example, they're completely banned.
Obviously, when you only have to go to a neighboring county to buy the banned thing, it's not really much of a ban.