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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

if we is the US and friends we "made" is taken literally..