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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You and a significant amount of individuals in Starfleet apparently. I can't say I blame them too much. After all the shit that's gone horribly wrong? They have a point.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was this big?

[–] bobby_hill@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tuvok: "We have been unsuccessful in locating fecal matter."

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I forgot he's in that! So good.

[–] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or that pig that turned inside out and exploded.

[–] dmonzel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Or that Vulcan science officer that turned inside out.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

At least they have a better safety record than the fucking holodecks.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You just know there is a software engineer in Starfleet who was repeatedly reminding their superiors that leaving the "safety protocol" feature as a user option would end in disaster.

They probably eventually got word of Picard's debrief from First Contact too, and subsequently shut up about the matter. Innocents were one thing, the borg another, apparently.

"Fucking holodecks" is redundant.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Choo Choo time.