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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 117 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

If it were any two of us on day 100 we would be so deep in some obscure struggle session we'd be like "go away we're not done arguing".

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 132 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two comrades enter, three parties leave!

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

indoor cars struggle session let's go

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

cars shouldn't be outdoors, therefore the only logical place for them is indoors

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All beds will be those sick racecar beds under socialism.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The left wants to take away your big beds with your beautiful wives smh

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This is not your big bed. This is not your beautiful wife. How did we get here?

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine the train bunkbeds though

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

That would actually be badass.

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

it's for their own safety, and ours. Any cars found outdoors should be captured, spayed, and impounded.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

cats should stay indoors because if the cat leaves then mr. bean might not give us our fucking money

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

If it were any two of us on day 100 we would be so deep in some obscure struggle session we'd be like "go away we're not done arguing".

![side-eye-1](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1cbb04a6-ba97-4c28-af8e-acf9c9fb0416.png "emoji side-eye-1") ![side-eye-2](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7a2b5f76-6cd4-4313-9209-f597ef54a7ad.png "emoji side-eye-2")

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

First person to quote Parenti owes the other one 50 bucks.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Depends on the definition of "leaving", because most of us are so maladjusted that such an experiment would end in at least one death.