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[-] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Yeah, this is the part I can't get past. WTF is Edward doing creeping around underage girls all the time?

[-] Veltoss@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they're whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

[-] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

So where does that leave 2000 year old vampire lolis?

[-] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Dead because in twilight the Volturi kill child vampires.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I suppose that's why Twilight never had an anime adaptation.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's a pretty good theory. It still skeeves me out though

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