Feel bad for the atlassian programmers right now.
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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Why does this happen so often currently? Atlassian is so unreliable, we are not able to work efficiently because of them having problems like once a month
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/07/atlassian-to-axe-500-jobs-with-the-heaviest-of-hearts
Here your answer.
What's this?!? The consequences of my own action?!? Who would have guessed?!?
Ah the classic. Firing the people you need the most in emergencies
That doesn't explain the last several years of instability.
I'm glad my org hasn't been forced into their Cloud crap yet.
What does your company use?
Because I seriously don't have a problem with their tools.
And Hell, a system outage in my company just means we goof off for a few hours.
On-prem stuff. Which is weird because we are apparently full speed into Office 365, Microsoft cloud auth, other crap