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Capri Sun. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Instructions unclear, can't find the clitoris on my Capri Sun..

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well that's food for thought...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

No, the Lenovo keyboard clit does not taste good.

[–] Einlander@unilem.org 1 points 1 year ago

Well it's red so it has to be inflamed.

[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The left are now trying go groom our children through pouched beverages. When will the madness end?!

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"CaPrIsUn iS mAdE oF PiSs FrOm sLeEpY jOe BiDeN aNd tHe DeMOnCrAtS! OnLy DrInK TrUmP PiSs! MAgA! LeTs Go BrAnDoN!"

--Someone having a stroke while posting on Facebook, Probably

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

"McConnell? Shut up you're just jealous of his BOUTS OF FREEDOM!

Our hero is so free he even frees himself from himself! I'm so proud! 😭😭😭"

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

How do you guys use the staws? I always fuck up and rupture a testicle or leave another extra hole in the satchel.

[–] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yep, now my is dick stuck in my Capri Sun.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

I think I must have found it, I gave it a squeeze and it squirted into my eye.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Try kissing it first

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You’re looking for the clitoris on the Capri Sun, I didn’t even find the vagina 😔