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Wasps don’t give a fuck about you; don’t walk up to their nests and slap them and you’ll be fine. They’re defensive creatures rather than aggressive.
They also serve as excellent pest control. I tend to just leave them be unless they build a nest near a door that would be problematic.
Hornets, on the other hand, are indeed aggressive and can indeed go fuck themselves.
A kamikaze wasp stung me hard on the tip of my nose once when I got too close to the nest... Didn't swat it tho. My nose turned pink and swelled up like Bozo's... I don't think it ever returned to normal
Hornets are my bros, they're super chill here and all they do is hunt wasps.
No but seriously, no hornet has ever given a fuck about me or my food. And whenever one rocks up, all the wasps are suddenly gone and hiding, it's hilarious.
You clearly have never encountered a yellowjacket, let alone lived your whole life in a country where yellowjackets are (at least seemingly) 99.999% of all the wasps.
I can count on one hand, two at most, how many of the times being stung by a yellowjacket was my own fault for bothering it and the total number of times I've been stung is hundreds if not thousands.