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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

d20-fuck-ya

You have seduced the owl, and gained access to it's dirt lair, now what?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take a nap in the dirt sleepi

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point

The Owl approaches with a scroll in it's beak

The scroll reads, "Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?"

[–] HotSoda@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use the Sword of Capitalism

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That costs $5.99

Pay up love

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Make sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

That's what the $5.99 is for

$5.99 every time it's drawn

$2 a swing