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You have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point
The Owl approaches with a scroll in it's beak
The scroll reads, "Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?"
I use the Sword of Capitalism
That costs $5.99
Pay up love
Make sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k
That's what the $5.99 is for
$5.99 every time it's drawn
$2 a swing