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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago (82 children)

Reposting from the other thread

ConfuzedAZ: "I'm a pretty left leaning person"

Also ConfuzedAZ:

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Value of assets doubled, mortgage is paid by tenants

mao-shining

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

landlord-spotted of course theyre a landlord

“im a pretty left leaning person but i also want to leech off peoples wages and drive up the price of housing”

oh, how magnanimous of you, barely making a profit. YOU ARE GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY FOR YOUR HOUSE. it’s all profit since it all goes to equity in the houses, maintenance, or straight to their pocket. these scumbags will say anything to make themselves feel better when they know they are despicable

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

a bare minimum profit

YOU GET TO KEEP THE HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER. How the hell is "a free house in 30 years" not a shit load of profit? Dingus doesn't even do his own maintenance.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Doesn't even do their own landlording, they pay a property management company to do the villainy for them (pay them out of their tenants' rent checks, that is)

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Literally making money for doing nothing

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A free house + 200% its purchase value in appreciation so far

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

400k/house in 15 years? Frankly the only way to not be making profit is to actively be paying their tenants for keeping the place clean.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

US housing price index goes brrrrrr

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i tied the future of my kids to these houses, have you thought about that huh? every house you take from me you're taking from the tiny toddler hands that i personally put them in, stop being so mean :(

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

(please ignore the future of those tenants' kids and how they'll be hundreds of thousands dollars poorer because I took it from them)

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

liberals my god

[–] ArtificialLink@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Wtf? This person needs to buy more houses lol.

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