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there is an ideology on this site that is unique compared to any other type of leftism. i would describe what hexbear believes as the most intersectional form of leftism there is. hexbear is to the left of china or cuba. we are the ultimate leftists. after three years of self imposed isolation, this site has essentially created the most advanced form of leftist theory that currently exists today, but its all disorganized into shitposts, esoteric jokes, and deep amount of lore that makes it impossible for someone not in-the-know to fully comprehend what we are even saying.

i think we as a site take the time to collectively write out what we actually believe and make an official ideology out of it. i want there to be people in cuba engaging in the discussion about treats, a book could be written on the matter of treats alone. its time we stop being just communists, socialists, anarchists, mlms, or any of the other branches of leftism that exist on this site and we make our own branch. hexbearism. this is the future of leftism, we are the natural progression of those ideologies, we have the intellectual capacity to write theory, its time hexbearism becomes an actual ideology.

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[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Unironically can we redo the outdoor cats and stone stacking struggle sessions?

I missed them angery

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Outdoor cats are enacting unlimited genocide on the first world (birds and rats), which is why they must be supported at all costs.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a lover of rats I disagree.

Who's killing of unwanted animals stowing away on cargo ships like tropical spiders and snakes that could harm the ecosystem or people?

Rats who bounce our ports rat-salute-2

[–] Harrison@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll take the tropical spiders and snakes over rats thanks, they're much cooler, and winter will kill them.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Rats can drive remote control cars https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/11/these-rats-learned-to-drive-tiny-cars-for-science/

They have have empathy without a need for a reward or social expectation https://www.nature.com/articles/s41386-019-0572-8

And they are like little intelligent puppies when you bond with then and train them to do tricks and they follow you around and ride on your shoulder as they like spending time with you https://youtu.be/1L-02TJ4xKc?si=lVFmjFYqYgYpfPbq

Get me a spider who can drive a mini car smh

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

waltuh No more taking restraint waltuh

(also based ghost and pals pfp)

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Tamari is not pointing a gun at me. I adore Tamari, and cuddle them every night.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Omfg that got aggro quickly 😳

Ngl though this made me lol in public

I nearly died it's so sassy susie-laugh

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It even made it into the modlog.

Seeing posts get removed for hostility, deep in the reeds of a completely unironic argument over whether outdoor cats are colonialist or whether keeping a cat indoors is commodifying a living being and a symptom of late capitalism - that is the true Hexbear experience.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah I saw the mod log and was like lmao wtf but then followed your link and it started off so wholesome and ironic.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean I do think it points at deeper discussions about how we construct The Natural and what exactly the built environment's relationship with the pre-built's should be -- questions that will become critical in 8 years when winter has been forcibly abolished and half of all internet addicts self-identify as anti-civ.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Sure, there are underlying reasons that both sides see which is why the discussions get so passionate, but at the same time, it's funny that they manifest in something so seemingly innocuous as letting a cat out.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point any mention of outdoor/indoor cats should just be an instant ban

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i-think-that Any post that doesn't mention outdoor/indoor cats should be an instant ban.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Thank you, I was quite proud of it myself ♥️

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Go outside and stack some cats.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Truly outside the box thinking

[–] cynesthesia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Catios, the 8th form of liberalism

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want BMF back to call me fascist for ordering pizza deeper-sadness

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao ima need some context plzzzz xoxo

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On who BMF is or fascist pizza?

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point give me the whole shbang please.

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

BMF was a poster who was known for really long screeds with bizarre lingo. The point they were making usually made sense but they would always make it in the most verbose and eccentric way possible. They've been banned several time for sectarianism but usually come back in a few week. They haven't posted in a while though so idk if they packed it in.

There was an old post on the very early days of this sub that I believe has since been confirmed to be the OG BMF where they talk about living in a Maoist cult that thinks it's fascist to order pizza with a credit card cuz that's like summoning a slave to feed you treats.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Maoist cult wasn't BMF, it was another poster doing a bit.

Original afaik

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Lmao okay I had no idea about any of that but somehow I've heard of ordering pizza is fascism before thonk-trans

Do you get wisconcom wrecking here btw or was that a lemmygrad specific issue? They have similar energies I feel.

Privatized sun is their current account I believe