[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

thats fucking ableist

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http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

its a very good read, theres a lot of predictions made that ended up happening so it got a real eeriness factor to it. also it contains the first 9/11 meme.

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

fuck taliban my homies are alqaeda

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

2900 wasn't enough

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nine eleven

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

we dont care

i can tell

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you come into my house of pancakes, five year old with your ipad and your grandmother demanding treats watching skibidi toilet. i turned the fucking ihop into ihop over the counter and suplex your ass. immediately i got cheers from everyone. i then hit his grandmother with a chair. i grabbed the horrible ipad and through it out into the road and hit a passing truck, which crashed into a nearby gas station, exploding killing everyone. i did a praxis by getting a dozen cars of the road that day. skibidi toilet is cringe unlike the memes i enjoyed as a child. back then memes didnt have lore, they were all rage comics, return to tradition chud child i suplexed in an ihop.

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

more like guanggone amirite?

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

luckily the crimes all ended and no one is being exploited now. so like no need for mass mayocide against amerikkka. right? meow-shining

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

when the us headhunts for only labor aristocracy and persecuted car salesmen you get a negative feedback loop of people who consider themselves the best and above their countrymen. i want the global south to judge these judas' for abandoning their country. obviously not all are bad but i feel like miami would be a lot emptier if there was some kind of reckoning against reactionary people.

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

in fairness i dont know what the us looked like in the 90s either.

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

do you live in a cave? do you eat human flesh?we had a struggle session on why the word troglodytes is bad, ive heard the argument that cannibals are the real vegans. if you adhere to hexbearist thought you are in fact a chud.

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

you probably must feel that weird feeling all those german kids felt when they asked their parents and grandparents what they did in the war. like both of us shouldnt have the right to exist for the sins of our parents but here we are, so basically we got to self obliterate ourselves in penance and use what privilege and wealth we have to fight for communism.

its definitely a special kind of person who has the means to move across the world, like there's economic necessity to move to a country that we consider like ultimately evil (or in canada case, a country trying to imitate its evil neighbor) but the economy good and you can send money back. but it has a cost on your metaphorical soul being here on your own volition. but like being second gen sort of takes that burden off you since you didnt choose to be here.

as for the white person thing, personally i kind of consider how far one is from being black to how close one is to being a direct beneficiary of colonialism. it would be wrong to rank it but pacific asian people tend to side with white people on all the wrong issues since they are so close to "whiteness". like in the united states at least (and by proxy canada) theres like a caste system and i feel like theres culpability for everyone except the direct bottom, who frankly are innocent in all the sins of this nation.

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i go out of my way to experience different cultures and it seems like the immigrant communities in the united states originating from communist countries tend to be some of the chuddiest people imaginable. chinese, russian, cuban, vietnamese. literally every person who i ever talked to that has lived in a communist country and then moved to the united states, or is like second or third generation from that, tends to be incredibly reactionary and anti communist. i feel like i am a more well versed communist when talking to people that lived in a communist country.

its like that everyone that comes to the united states from a communist country forgets the values of marxism, socialism, and communism. i have been too polite to ask what really made these people move to this fucking shithole and if i had to guess they have something severely wrong with them and they want to participate in some small business tyrany and become capitalists. like all these assholes be chasing the dollar and they bring great shame on their own nationality even being here.

i have had much better discussions with people from countries that are still being exploited by capitalists since they already have an understanding of what colonialism and capitalism even is and they arent here to try to become small business owners or worse. people from puerto rico dont got the brain worms that cuban expats do for example.

and i should mention, they all state, they love their country but they blame everything bad with their country on communists. It infuriates me hearing these people, who were born in a nation with socialized healthcare, state controlled industry, basic welfare for citizens, just trash talk the system that make them so successful in the first place and gave them the resources they probably didn't deserve to open up a shitty restaurant selling borscht. they would know exactly why these social programs cant meet demand if they just took the blindfold off and realized that america, the great fucking satan, is the reason why the global economy is so unequal ITS ALL BECAUSE OF FUCKING AMERICA NOT COMMUNISM YOU STUPID FUCK!

ive been told not to view myself as more communist than others, but i fucking am around these parts with expats who are not communist whatsoever, that makes me more communist than them. if i was to draw a hundred mile radius around myself odds are there probably wouldnt be someone more communist than me. nobody in my life reads theory, every fucking time i tried reaching out with dsa or the bernie shit i have only met shitlibs, i have found no comrades in bipoc communities, the lgbt, religion, or labor. just having someone say to me face to face they are a communist would help me anchor my belief system to something real and not entirely made up and on the internet.

idk, communism is basically what i use to fill my god hole and its fucking hard to find communists irl and its real shitty that people from communist countries arent oftentimes communists. i just want some validation in my belief in communism by someone who is fucking real.

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if i had to guess its probably some chinese billionaire. and what i mean basically, someone with an extremely large amount of wealth using it to establish communism. the most notable version of this is probably fredick engles. i dont mean someone who came from poverty and became rich and betrayed the working class.

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i cant believes i got dunked on in the comment section of a thread about lgbt issues now im going to be tarred and feathered and judged by secret police and sent to gulag camp and die. such is penalty around these parts for bi erasure even if accidental. i guess the world isnt ready to move a letter in an acronym. oof ow im being literally crucified on the gay alter for my bad takes, im literally being canceled why did no one tell me being canceled hurt this much ow my bones! i see a tunnel of light, theres stalin, mao, and marx standing beside a pearly hate in communist heaven, why am i falling, oh no fire bad im in liberal hell with henry kissinger!

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

angry-hex LEARN THE FUCKING ACRONYM!!!!

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joe biden or donald trump? who would you pick? if you had to measure both men on a scale and determine which one is the lesser evil, who is it?

the answer is, dont engage with this kind of question. both men are unambiguously bad and we shouldnt argue further as to which one you should not vote for, neither one is deserving of a vote, not voting is always an option.

hypothetical questions like this that force you to choose between two bad options, they are actually bad discussions, like you should make a conscious effort to avoid these would you rather questions and try not to ask them.

comrades, especially our fediverse comrades, consider such kind of thoughts haram, do not be making false equivalencies. we do not believe in morality, we do not believe in good and evil, we are communists and our beliefs are derived from theory, nearly everything has a precedence.

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there is an ideology on this site that is unique compared to any other type of leftism. i would describe what hexbear believes as the most intersectional form of leftism there is. hexbear is to the left of china or cuba. we are the ultimate leftists. after three years of self imposed isolation, this site has essentially created the most advanced form of leftist theory that currently exists today, but its all disorganized into shitposts, esoteric jokes, and deep amount of lore that makes it impossible for someone not in-the-know to fully comprehend what we are even saying.

i think we as a site take the time to collectively write out what we actually believe and make an official ideology out of it. i want there to be people in cuba engaging in the discussion about treats, a book could be written on the matter of treats alone. its time we stop being just communists, socialists, anarchists, mlms, or any of the other branches of leftism that exist on this site and we make our own branch. hexbearism. this is the future of leftism, we are the natural progression of those ideologies, we have the intellectual capacity to write theory, its time hexbearism becomes an actual ideology.

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thats it thats the post no i will not explain any further my guess is it would be faster than the speed of light.

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blahaj, a stuffed animal sold by a company that is the number one consumer of wood in the world. it becomes extremely popular because of memes, more people buy it. i dont get it comrades, it seems like pandering to me. ikea isnt like boeing in terms of awfulness but its existence is resulting in increased deforestation around the world. the ikea stores act as cultural embassies for sweden, they provide a sanitized commodified disneylandesque experience of sweden which really helps their public image on the world stage when they are allowing hate crimes against muslims to occur in their country, but hey, buy the toy shark, trans rights, consume treats, all being trans is is buying useless shit with the pride flag on it from corporations that wouldnt have hired you ten years ago but now want your money. in conclusion blahaj is a class traitor, embrace neopets, i sure hope theres no weird shit going on there like a christofascist owns it and is donating money to trump, and no i didnt look up anything about neopets, im just assuming theirs something bad there too. i wonder how right i am about that?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/LinusTechTips/comments/t1e1if/you_destroyed_my_life/

linus is definitely going to prison, if not for this then for the financial crimes.

[-] DADDYCHILL@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

five is way too low a number, honestly i dont think there is a number. you know what, there are exactly six hundred arguments in the entirety of communism, including this one. no im not making this up, ive read theory, carl marx specifically says theres only six hundred issues in communism.

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