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[–] bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yes, you are absolutely the smartest ones in the room. All rooms. At all times.

I suspect the userbase of hexbear skews extremely young. I too had everything figured out when I was younger.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, you are absolutely the smartest ones in the room. All rooms. At all times.

As opposed to you, who definitely doesn't roleplay being the "smartest one in the room" and speak in condescending generalizations about a large group of political others. Never ever.

[–] bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (11 children)

If you are still seriously reading communist theory beyond the age of 20, I've got some truly terrible news for you. You should probably stay out of rooms altogether before anyone puts it together for you.

[–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what big boy books do you like to read, then? Give us your top recommendations.

[–] MCU_H8ER2@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Harry Potter, Turner Diaries

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

michael-laugh don't forget animal farm, 1984 and the black book of communism

[–] MCU_H8ER2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hot take: I thought 1984 was somewhat alright, but I haven't read it in a while.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked it, but it's not really a book I think "says a lot about society" or whatever, which it is to a lot of libs

[–] MCU_H8ER2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I agree. It's just a solid work of fiction. I think a lot of people probably actually haven't read it or don't really think about the story deeper. A lot of people don't seem to read much.

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Read that one Isaac Asimov review of it, it’s hilarious. Here I’ll pull it up https://www.newworker.org/ncptrory/1984.htm

[–] robinn2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MCU_H8ER2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm packing my bags for the gulag for a bit.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

We all know you're using that isle of man flag as a coward's version of the afrikaner flag. You're so god damn bad at this.

[–] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that had me raising my eyebrows too

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd like to call it the Brakpan swastika, but that's harsh on Brakpan.

[–] bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A) I don't know the first thing about an Afrikaner flag.

B) I was born there

Try again.

I hope you get the Praxis you are looking for one day.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mate pull the other one. You write like a yank and you spell like one too. It takes 5 seconds to see every single little thing in your user history is american, not british.

Fooling absolutely nobody.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No surprise they're shittty, I've never met a nice south African.
They're all arrogant bastards, who hate black people

[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems I have to narc on all my professors, postdocs and PhDs, they all read Marx.

[–] bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So which one is it: round up all the intellectuals and cast them out to carry out farm labour, or let them sit in their ivory tower and read theory?

[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Your point was "No adult reads Marx!", which I disproved readily with people of status and learned people that do.

The funny thing is that one of the professors does actually carry out farm labour, as they are involved in international brigades and works for 30 years for food security with sustainable practices in precarious countries. Did quite a bit of their study in AES countries, too.

I would start with casting you out to do farm labour (which you seem so into) and also having to read/discuss various things, too.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

round up the "Passiv income Class defending" intellectuals and cast them out to carry out farm labou AND let them read theory?

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

no reply .. tssk ... typical .. currently probably franticlly searching for something online he can repeat ...

speech-r smuglord

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's this reactionary trope that Communism is just something teenagers who have never had real jobs are into, that somehow the basement-dwelling children of 1st world small business owners are able to easily blaze through all The Manifesto, Grundrisse, Anti-Duhring, German ideology, All 3 volumes of Das Kapital, All 3 volumes of Theories of Surplus Value, etc. etc. etc. before they're old enough to drink, and then after getting an associates degree abandon it because they learned to adult... it's patently absurd. If anything the type of people in question don't even begin to question Capitalism until they're well into their 20s and sufficiently addled with student loan debt and long hours and a bleaker future than their parents.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Which Marxist texts have you read, and can you summarize any Marxist ideas without plagiarizing wikipedia?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay, explain how the following mathematical formula that's used to examine the rate of profits of a company, which tends to fall, is invalid and shouldn't be studied

p' : p'1 = s' (v/C) : s' (v1/C1) = (v/C) : v1/C1

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

This is you forgetting that there are actually theoretical texts and not just agitprop like the Manifesto, right?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes who would ever want to study the leaders of succesful revolutions? Why should we want to learn from those that managed to fight off the capitalists?

Also that sectarianism is probably working super well for you. Great way to build a mass movement.

You're just parroting the most basic of chud clichés, but I guess that shouldn't be surprising when you're petite bourgeoisie

[–] robinn2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

P... puts what together? kitty-birthday-sad

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

that's right, I only read liberal theory. Slava Hogwarti!

[–] bagend@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Yes, you are absolutely the smartest ones in the room. All rooms. At all times.

this

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Yes, you are absolutely the smartest ones in the room. All rooms. At all times.

As opposed to you who is totally self aware about how stupid you are

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

No, we are all just slightly older than you - the age where you actually do figure everything out for real this time. Big old people just doesn't want you to know.