https://www.newsweek.com/married-women-stopped-voting-save-act-2029325
womens sufferage sucks
women suffer so much because of too much responsibility so maybe we shouldnt give them any and just give them a small monthly allowance of $5000 thats one idea lets talk about some more
husbands votes could just count as 2
although my wife was reading over my shoulder and hit me just now over that idea so maybe not lets move on okay
promise youre not pmsing
we have to know whether people are serious or not so there could be a check box for whether youre pmsing and if you are then your vote doesnt count and everyone knows pmsers physically cant lie because
1) their dopamine is too low to get a reward from it and
2) the low serotonin production reduces risktaking behaviors
however the associated drop in acetylcholine is associated with reduced inhibitory control so maybe everyone should be given an acetylcholine shot before voting
the typical female brain is a delicate flower
voting is too taxing for a brain that hasnt been made rigid and overflowing with juices by a hefty amount of testosterone and everyone knows taxes are bad so we should make work and voting optional for people with delicate estrogenbased brains and mandatory for everyone else and borrow a little bit of money from every man in the country to give them a monthly stipend to keep them from trying to vote but if they vote they lose their stipend or maybe they can elect to get punched instead but keep the stipend idk im still working out the details
yes, the united states system of government, in fact all democratic systems of government depend on a social compact between the government and it's people that all law depends on for it's function, there is also implicit trust built into the protocols of state which must be honored in order for the system to function. when all organs of state are being attacked by the state itself, it stops functioning. this is especially true in a constitutional democracy. this is what's happening in the united states at the moment, the body politic is fracturing, the organs of state are shutting down.
You know what the problem is? we need more pictures of Jesus standing in front of an American flag with an AK, but instead of just having 6 fingers on each hand Jesus should also have a whole lot of arms like those Indian Gods. That way we get used to thinking about lots of different things at the same time.
think of the united states government as a series of knots, knots that have been tied together in a ball, in successive levels each covering the next, over the past 249 years. these knots are not being untied, in a measured and serious process, they are being sliced through with a razor, which is unraveling the entire mass all at once.
me when my headphones are all knotted up