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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I'll be doubling my investments over and over. You'll see.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I'll be eating steaks in no time

[–] pbjamm@beehaw.org 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Vodulas@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Sloppy steaks?

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

That's the joke