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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon is really the type of dude to think that getting muscle implants and taking steroids the day before a fight will actually make him stronger.

[–] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And zuck is the kind of guy who has read every single wikipedia article relevant to martial arts, and now considers himself an unbeatable juggernaut who can execute every technique with perfection.

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, he can probably execute a couple of techniques with okay results. I can't imagine he needs more than that.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he is actually trained in BJJ

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's very well trained in a few fighting styles, perks of having unlimited money and the time and space to dedicate to it. Hopefully he can try to balance the scales of all the wrong he's done to the world by X'ing out Musk

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Musk gets KOd he will never be free of the accusations that Zucc gave him brain damage.

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zuck def trains and flys out people to train him lol. He seemingly takes it fairly seriously.

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

He’s also 39 whereas Elon is like what, 60?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Zucc has been training for years. He genuinely fights. He's going to kick the shit out of Musk.