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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well in Walgreens: if you see someone shoplifting...

ask how they can help you open up the thing locked up because I pushed that god damn button and it's been 15 minutes and I haven't seen a god damn employee yet Jesus Christ I came here for a quick trip like wtf I could have ordered this online you fucking morons