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[–] j4yt33@feddit.org 32 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

If they dressed it up as Clippy I wouldn't be mad, tbh.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
GOZER
The choice is made. The Traveller has come.

VENKMAN
We didn't choose anything?!!  I didn't think of an image, did you?

SPENGLER
No.

WINSTON
My mind's a total void!

[They all look at Ray]

RAY
I couldn't help it! It just popped in
there!

VENKMAN
What? What just popped in there?
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
SPENGLER
I have a radical idea... The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate...

RAY
How? 

SPENGLER
... we'll resize a table in Word 

VENKMAN
Excuse me, Egon.  You said resizing a table was bad...

RAY
[with realisation]
... resize the table...

VENKMAN 
You're going to endanger us.  You're going to endanger our client; the nice lady who paid us in advance before she turned into a dog

SPENGLER 
Not necessarily.  There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive..

WINSTON
...

RAY
...

VENKMAN
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!  Let's do it!