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submitted 13 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

or do swallow it and get FREE internal bleeding from the stings

[–] lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago

I have doubts that an insect sting can be serious enough to cause internal bleeding. Some googling seems to confirm it; you might just suffocate if bitten in the larynx [Paparella 2007]:

or just have generic symptoms if bitten in the esophagus (this is a wasp sting, note, and I think in a patient allergic to them).

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

But wait! There's more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we'll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago

Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn't know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!