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Anon misfires (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

Call it performance art.

People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

Art studios might actually finance your project

Embarrassment averted

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think we should commission a statue

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

the bare bottomed bridge farter

Now we have an alias

[–] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I've got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.

I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that's not the whimsy we live in.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there's a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it's clear they'll take anything

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door