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[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was laid off from the games industry. Please delete your pirated copies so I can come back.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 days ago

thank you for your service o7