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Spatchcocked?
Like a chicken. Where you split the breast so it can lay flat. To illustrate the deepening divide.
If you're not spatchcocking your country, you're just wasting time and ruining it's breasts to save it's thighs, really.
Removed our spines and flattened us to allow for more even cooking. If you remember when those dudes in black suits came around and did that to everyone, that's what this is referring to.
Gobsmacked, even.
https://youtu.be/YNvIp9xx3P8