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Nah, trust me, you don't want a brother to fight with. I have some PTSD from fighting and running away from home once.
I'd rather just be born as a girl and have a sister, that'd be so much better. Instead, on this timeline, I have been diagnosed with depression (and undiagnosed CPTSD).
Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.
Oh really?
😧
Okay maybe I take that back then.
I wish to be the only child.
Genie please grant my wish. 🥺
It's aight. Parents divorced tho
Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.
There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing
Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you're bored.
Oh I can annoy internet strangers.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)
Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉
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My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it's way better than being completely alone.
My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent
My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.