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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, trust me, you don't want a brother to fight with. I have some PTSD from fighting and running away from home once.

I'd rather just be born as a girl and have a sister, that'd be so much better. Instead, on this timeline, I have been diagnosed with depression (and undiagnosed CPTSD).

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Oh really?

😧

Okay maybe I take that back then.

I wish to be the only child.

Genie please grant my wish. 🥺

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's aight. Parents divorced tho

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you're bored.

Oh I can annoy internet strangers.

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around

And desert you

(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)

[–] OmegaLemmy 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉

snip snip

My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it's way better than being completely alone.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 weeks ago

My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.

[–] odium@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They really got patents for everything these days, huh?

Lol, I'm leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't be sexist. You can fight your sister.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.