My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else's time.
Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier
Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I'll allow it.
What about the space?
It can stay as long as it promises to behave.
Time and a half shits on Sundays is great
A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I'd normally not.
That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.
Shittin the Dream right there. Nice
10/10 would do it again
My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else's time.
Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier
Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I'll allow it.
What about the space?
It can stay as long as it promises to behave.
Time and a half shits on Sundays is great
A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I'd normally not.
That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.
Shittin the Dream right there. Nice
10/10 would do it again