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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else's time.

[-] SyJ@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I'll allow it.

[-] illectrility@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

It can stay as long as it promises to behave.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Time and a half shits on Sundays is great

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I'd normally not.

That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Shittin the Dream right there. Nice

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

10/10 would do it again

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