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No one at school was picked on more than Timmy OnlyFans.
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Duh. Long day.
That's why he started going by Timothy Olyphant in stead.
Oh, like Timothy Chaturbate/Chalamet?
Or the endboss of funny names: Syphilis Snugglesnatch, oh I mean Bumbleshack Calldispatch, oh I mean Benadryl Lumberjack, ...
So he thought, until he met Bobby fudgepacker.