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[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 79 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

> Be me

> American college kid by himself in Italy for a week

> Staying at hotel with Italian hottie at the front desk

> Hell yeah, love this country

> Eating all the pizza cause that's Italian food, right?

> The pizzas are so goddamn thin

> Like eating a sheet of paper

> Eat an entire pizza and still hungry

> This goes on for like three days

> Tired of being hungry

> New pizza place, order three entire pizzas

> "They'll just think I'm picking up for my friends"

> Get my pizzas, hell yes

> Walk back to hotel

> Walk past the front desk carrying three pizzas

> Front desk hottie knows I'm there alone

> Cover blown

> Go up to my room and eat all three pizzas in shame

> Finally fucking full

Worth it.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"I have extra if you want some"

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

And like share the pizza? Ew.