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Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
I'm not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
You don't?