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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 80 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

“To all those growing skeptical of this party’s strategies and overall agenda, let me just say we hear you loud and clear. Rest assured we will be doing everything short of interpreting that sound into words and responding to those words in any way shape or form.”

This is an all-timer.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

And remember, you gotta start repaying the student loans you never used!

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

100% Spot-On article. The Hard Times nails it again.