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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have they tried committing multiple felonies ? Are they even watching and learning ?

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They just vowed not to!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Vowed? Wow.