Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My friend once got mugged and the dude demanded his phone, but his phone was such an old piece of shit the mugger was like "actually never mind just give me all the cash in your wallet".

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm surprised muggers go for the thing that lets your victim know exactly where you are so often