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[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

50$ a month and you can bet your ass they will still shove ads down your throat eventually.

[–] Blaidd@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

It's just cable tv, it has normal tv commercials.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Surely they’d let you pay more to keep from having to see those ads.

[–] Teh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

No. This is LITERALLY just cableTV. TBS, USA, TLC, MTV, etc. you’re just paying YouTube vs Comcast for access to the channels.

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

$50/month + 2.5% of every previous months' payment

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Quick, someone in marketing promote this man!!!

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Start with 1 cent per month. What a deal!

Then double it every month. 2 cents, 4 cents, 8 cents? Still cheap as hell! And you can cancel after 24 months.

[–] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sure, I have $16,777,216.00 budgeted for tv.