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Unironically saw this meme while in line after having just done that.
You got lost in the spice aisle? Because they generally are straight lines.
Eh, got lost looking for ground ginger. Started in the spice aisle, but they were out, so some directed me to the produce area (apparently didn't realize I didn't want whole ginger). After a bit more wandering, I turned some up in the Asian food section.
I think you're celebrating Magellan Day or something. You don't ever get to the Asian food section on Columbus Day if you celebrate it properly.
Damn it, every time someone posts a Key and Peele gif, I spend the next hour watching Key and Peele sketches.
Happy to be of assistance.
I said, biiiiiiiitch...
i think you celebrate magellan day by getting beat up by a short pinoy king
I assume you celebrate Cook day by getting killed by Hawaiians.
All ginger is ground ginger.
what about hydroponic ginger
Touche
Did you go to the pharmacy looking for spices? Did you make a scene and berate their employees? You’re doing it wrong.
Naw, I just kidnapped a bunch of people and left some dirty old blankets laying around /s