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(lemmy.world)
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
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Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
PLUTO
Cold dead hands. Cold. Dead. Hands!
DID IT CLEAR ITS ORBIT?!?
I say again, did… Pluto… CLEAR… ITS… ORBIT?
Wait, doesn't Pluto cross Neptune's orbit? Has Neptune cleared its orbit?
Ooh - FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Fuck it, Earth just adds more garbage to its orbit
That's what we call an advanced civilisation. We defy the power of planets.
DID FUCKING JUPITER
I mean... yes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearing_the_neighbourhood
Jupiter has over 11,000 trojans. Is that orbit cleared?
It's trying its best, okay?
Pluto, would you mind doing an orbit for the lady?
It'll be a while, in the meantime would you like to raise a few generations?
That's enough trying. Shut the fuck up and clear your orbit or GTFO.
This MF puts Pluto at the end of a list! How disrespectful!
Pluto
Eris
Haumea
Makemake
Quaoar
Sedna
Orcus
Gonggong
Meanwhile you ignore Ceres
Ceres is the main reason Pluto shouldn't be a planet. If it is, you'd have to fuck the whole list up because of Ceres.
Everyone forgets Ceres. I wonder if people threw shit fits when Ceres and Pallas got demoted... twice.
Exoplanets? Named asteroids? Human satellites?