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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net immediate had to post this. Saw it scrolling and thought of you Care-Comrade

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Attention midlife crisis dads who hate brown people being in their video games! Chris Roberts is in trouble and he needs you to buy another $60,000 ship jpeg! Just grab your mom's credit card and enter the 16 digit number, expiration date, and the three numbers on the back to stick it to the blue haired baristas looking to queer up your vidya games and get the win!!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Ever see a photo of CitizenCon attendees? It's flashbang but aged up 20 years or so.

EDIT: You'll see an even older flashbang if you can find pictures of the exclusive le epic steak dinner that the dev company put on, specifically to sell yet another internet spaceship exclusively to the le epic steak buyers. I lost that picture when I swapped computers and it's an old event now.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

the density of bazinga brain there is approaching that of the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Ever see a photo of CitizenCon attendees?

lenin-dont-laugh

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile the same chuds post FB/IG rage memes about how genZers being millionaires from OF or drug dealing while they have to work for a living only to throw money at this vaporware.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

how genZers being millionaires from OF

TBF OnlyFans is the only place they interact with Gen Zers

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

but mom needs that credit card to pay for the gift cards for the fellow on the phone who is trying to remove her linux mac virus