This is so hilariously self-absorbed, like highschool level shit

also are the 12 rules really this stupid and meaningless?

Yes, the prevailing critique since the book first came out has been "This is boring fungible self help stuff, why'd you have to cloak it in Jungian mysticism and Fascism? What's that? You're an esoteric fascist? Carry on then."

Yes, they're all useless pablum and Peterson doesn't follow most of them himself. It is astonishing that he is taken seriously by anyone.

1. "Stand up straight with your shoulders back."
2. "Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping."
3. "Make friends with people who want the best for you."
4. "Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today."
5. "Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them."
6. "Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world."
7. "Pursue what is meaningful (not what is expedient)."
8. "Tell the truth – or, at least, don't lie."
9. "Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don't."
10. "Be precise in your speech."
11. "Do not bother children when they are skateboarding."
12. "Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street."

"be precise in your speech"

"You took me out of context, bucko! You need to watch at least 10+ hours of me crying on Youtube to understand what I mean by defeating the feeemale dragons of chaos! You'll know you got there once you start agreeing with me!"