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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CsJ5NPkuvE@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how do they get out of their cars, they can't open the doors

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The first one has the windows open

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2nd one's still in there, you can see them (barely) through the tinted window.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think that's the car seat, or someone with a really wide head

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That kinda looks like... SCP-173.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173

that seems to be about a blink monster. the closest I could find is

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1061

but it's not a great match

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean the "person" in the car, not the car itself.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

still not quite seeing it tbh