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I'm a former English teacher. You don't need to be an English teacher, however, to know THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY ARE TWO DISTINCTLY SEPARATE STORIES.

This lying fuck did a wikipedia search of "the classics" and wants smart people points for name-dropping THE WRONG FUCKING NAME.

He hasn't read either. At best he's seen a bunch of bleached Hellenistic statue avatars on the internet and nodded along to their RETVRN prattling. biggus-dickus

Ever meet that annoying kid in grade school that said "I am very smart. I know that E Equals Em Cee Squared!" young-sheldon Fifty years later, one of those became my-hero

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Elon Musk is a CHUD that ironically acts like how conservatives joke liberals are:

  • Will never shut up about how smart and cultured they are
  • Live in cities with other people like them, sneering down at "real americans" (You know damn well Elon Musk agreed with Hillbilly Elegy).
  • Cosmopolitan as shit.
  • Think they know everything and treat anyone who disagrees with them no matter how politely as scum
  • Literally RUNS an electric car company.

Democrats adopted the platform of republicans in the 2000s, Republicans adopted the vibe of Democrats in the 2000s. The working class is cooked.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I always keep these in mind and laugh because these freaks use race science and IQ like fucking horoscopes

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Feeemales are typically so superstitious with their horoscopes and other nonsense, unlike me, the mastermind archetype, also known as INTJ." smuglord

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

"I am not easy to categorize. I am nonpolitical and labels can't touch me. If all of my positions seem right wing, well, the (slurs) have gone too far." smuglord

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I fucking hate that personality type shit.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

h a p l o g r o u p in bio

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

They also really like the chud horoscope (MBTI)

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

mfw my last employer lost $10,000 on dogecoin because he believed elons bullshit

hahaha

mfw $10,000 is such a small amount to him he didn't even care

agony-deep