Recommending an audiobook specifically sped up has such a weird energy
That comes from the same that said chess was too simple for him because there's no "fog of war" and he prefers some specific bibeo bame instead. Like any insufferable "smarter than you" tryhard on the playground, he won't actually play you in chess to prove it's too simple for him, though.
The videogame he said was better is a dumbed down version of Civ for phones. Big iPad kid energy
"Go is a simple game for babies and has been for thousands of years. That's why I play Clash of Clans."
lmao he's trying to act like his brain is so big that he needs to take the information in faster. he's like those kids in 3rd grade that swear they can read a whole book in 1 minute and then they open it up and pretend to speed read it just going "ABABABABABAUDDDBABABUBDBAUBUDBAUBBDBABDBUA"
lmao he's trying to act like his brain is so big that he needs to take the information in faster. he's like those kids in 3rd grade that swear they can read a whole book in 1 minute and then they open it up and pretend to speed read it just going "ABABABABABAUDDDBABABUBDBAUBUDBAUBBDBABDBUA"
hey this guy doesn't have the machine that keeps his eye lids open as 500 words per minute flash on the screen
Techbro-vico technique
Elon Musk is a CHUD that ironically acts like how conservatives joke liberals are:
- Will never shut up about how smart and cultured they are
- Live in cities with other people like them, sneering down at "real americans" (You know damn well Elon Musk agreed with Hillbilly Elegy).
- Cosmopolitan as shit.
- Think they know everything and treat anyone who disagrees with them no matter how politely as scum
- Literally RUNS an electric car company.
Democrats adopted the platform of republicans in the 2000s, Republicans adopted the vibe of Democrats in the 2000s. The working class is cooked.
I always keep these in mind and laugh because these freaks use race science and IQ like fucking horoscopes
"Feeemales are typically so superstitious with their horoscopes and other nonsense, unlike me, the mastermind archetype, also known as INTJ."
are you sigma male too
"I am not easy to categorize. I am nonpolitical and labels can't touch me. If all of my positions seem right wing, well, the (slurs) have gone too far."
I fucking hate that personality type shit.
h a p l o g r o u p in bio
They also really like the chud horoscope (MBTI)
mfw my last employer lost $10,000 on dogecoin because he believed elons bullshit
mfw $10,000 is such a small amount to him he didn't even care
Ever meet that annoying kid in grade school that said "I am very smart. I know that E Equals Em Cee Squared!"
I was that kid
Me too.
I just noticed there's another tryhard flex within the tryhard flex: the "listening at 1.25x speed" thing. Because unless you do that you're not optimizing your verysmartness points.
Imagine listening to audiobooks at 1.25x speed instead of 4x speed hep hep hep hep
Everything must be a competitive hustlegrind, even literature.
You should dual-wield the Iliad and the Odyssey, one audiobook playing in each ear
"I love this new genre of music I've invented called 'Hustlegrindcore' which is just audiobooks played back so fast that they become a background whine. But you can still say you read the book! Like, I read Infinite Jest in 3.5 minutes last night, it was great!"
Fuck I'm actually interested
I imagine it would pretty much just turn into extratone/splitter but without any underlying rhythmic structure since the sentence lengths would all be different
Wait so it would just be noise probably since extratone is pretty much all about converting rhythm to pitch by going extremely fast and not having regular rhythms undergirding it would just make noise
Like, I read Infinite Jest in 3.5 minutes last night, it was great!"
I swear I get allergic reactions just hearing the name of that book. The most insufferable douchebags I ever met in college used it like some sort of magic trinket to seem both smart and to try to get laid.
In the original Ancient Greek, of course!
My favorite book is Meditations by Markus Arelios!
waves excitedly at pristine unopened copy of The Art of War in le lawyer foyer
Marcus Aereolas
I read the Iliad back in school in the original Greek. So much of it is just "this noble killed that noble". Ya it has good moments, but damn it's a plod. I don't suggest it for anyone unless you're into classics.
I agree with you there; even the motivations were exhausting. "I WILL GET REVENGE FOR THAT" "YOUR REVENGE COMPELS ME TO SEEK REVENGE" and on and on and on. Cassandra was a fun vibe on the side, that said.
I much preferred the Odyssey as one of the forerunners of pretty much everything we now call an adventure in western literature... and it was in reverse!
Oh, ever read Lysistrata?
Oh I love the Odyssey! That's that movie where Brad Pitt is an unkillable twink, right? And then he dies from posting feet
Dan Carlin's "Hardcore History" podcast — known for its "unique blend of high drama, masterful narration and Twilight Zone-style twists," according to its Apple Podcasts page — is "probably my top recommendation," Musk said.
Musk also shared some of his favorites in another medium: audiobooks. He likes "The Story of Civilization" by Will and Ariel Durant as well as the Penguin edition of "The Iliad."
It's the edition or bust!! How long until he starts wearing a gold laurel wreath on his head? No one around him will discourage it.
Seems like he's in a surface level 'wow, isn't (the western narrative of) history crazy, some stuff sure happened...' phase, but because he's rich Business Insider and others make note of these inconsequential musings. Gotta do their part to prop up that 'captains of industry' myth right.
I mean, hardcore history is still great. It's not the best HISTORY podcast but it's probably the best history PODCAST.
I can seem like a genius mathematician (to credulous media and gullible onlookers anyway) if I say, like "my favorite sequence is the Fibonacci sequence" and then fluff it up with quirky nowhere talk.
Why he gotta do you dirty like that
It's bad enough that my bosses were bazinga brained and kept trying to force janky tech into the classrooms that typically lasted a year or less before it broke down and was a waste of money and yet what it replaced was never fully put back.
Part of why I despise so much was he reminded me of those petite bourgeoisie fucks that'd get rock-hard anytime "what if thing already in classroom... but now on a subscription and requiring an internet connection?" was peddled their way.
Some of the most gut-aching moments I had to see of bazingafication involved piles and piles of books outright thrown away because the library keep getting refurbished to look more and more to look like a Starbucks instead of a place for reading and study. I rescued what books I could... but the memory still sickens me.
Speaking of The Iliad and The Odyssey, are there any particularly good English translations of it that I could read? Is Penguin Classics good enough? Are there better ones?
Speaking as a former educator, I can tell you the best translation is the one that you understand best. I mean that. If the ideas are conveyed in a way you can internalize and visualize, that's the best one.
Read a few pages of whatever's in reach of you, each, and see which one reads the best if they have different word choices and phrasing.
I've seen some olde-timey versions of the Odyssey, and they're wacky because they make Odysseus sound like a Popeye character.
That's why I'm always hesitant to read non-natively English texts from Project Gutenberg. It's often a translation from the 1800s, or something that is, as you say, olde-timey. That's fine for English-native works, but it grinds me a bit with translated ones.
I strongly believe that the translation that best conveys the ideas, characters, and themes in a way that most vividly speaks to you is the best one.
If you can pick up Odysseus' yearning and his stubbornness, Athena's sympathy but also her divine arrogance, Penelope's marital faith and deep aching frustration and the like, you've found the one that best speaks to you.
As weird it may seem, modernizations of Romeo and Juliet that turn the entire story into a contemporary gang war, or Julius Caesar into a corporate CEO, work somehow.
When it comes to Shakespeare I just enjoy the originals as is. I read a lot of the plays and found the stories extremely enjoyable. I haven't seen many productions of the plays, however.
That said, I also appreciate movies like 10 Things I Hate About You as a rendition of Taming of the Shrew, or that Richard III where Ian McKellan is a Hitler-esque fascist.
You don't need to be an English teacher, however, to know THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY ARE TWO DISTINCTLY SEPARATE STORIES.
you do because I ain't never read any of that
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