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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.

[-] Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I enjoyed living in Florida, and I'm moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America's dong.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

florida's a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.

and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf

fuck florida. there's no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again

[-] Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Coincidentally my problem is, in fact, that no one is paying me.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Why would you move to Florida?

[-] Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Cheap rent with a friend and the ability to move right back out again. I was laid off recently just as I was about to move for work and the choices were be homeless in LA, be homeless in Dallas, or move back into my old room in Jacksonville.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the eternal, ultimate reason to move to a shithole.

[-] delirious_owl 3 points 1 month ago

Possibly a strong urge to get shot by the police

[-] Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah,I'm not gonna lie, I'll enjoy the chance to march with the Northside Coalition again.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

While Sweden is Europe's. But don't worry, size is not all that matters.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.

Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I've ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you're not even trying.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

One day Russia will be normal and maybe I can make anatomical sense of that.

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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