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I wouldn't stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It's fun.
Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says "why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful."
No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.
I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:
hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop
But that’s just a guess.
Got Dat grapefruit game